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Listen, no one on earth can unintentionally destroy your ego quite like a 7 year old. #porsche

Quick lip! Using: ▪️#SephoraCollection Lipliner To Go in ‘Deep Beige’ ▪️#SephoraCollection Cream Lip Stain in ‘41 Vintage Rosewood’ ▪️#DiorBeauty Lip Glow Oil in ‘001 Pink’ Special mention to my #PeaceOut Acne Dots all over my jawline. The real star of the show. 😎 #lipstick #liptutorial #diorlipglow

I still use my original tumblr on a daily basis too. 🤘 Thank you for this gift, @oldloserinbrooklyn

Ive literally had nightmares about this happening to me at work.

Please stop calling yourself a professional if you need an impossibly perfect canvas to produce good work. K thanks bye! #makeupartist #makeuphacks #makeupartistproblems

Replying to @Introvertigo why are people so triggered by vocal fry? Especially from someone they are not forced to listen to?

My sincere consolences to the other 4 menbers of NSYNC….because im sure you were v excited for this reunion and Timberlake had to ruin a nice thing. #britneymemoir

Replying to @martenbrudenell lol

#stitch with @richtiktoxic and THATS THAT on purity culture meets evangelicals meets toxic masculinity. 🥲

#stitch with @thedigifairy #juliafox #indiesleaze #greasyeyelids #grunge #smokyeye @sephoracanada @sephoracollection

Attn neurodivergent adults…what are we doing in forced social situations??

#greenscreen doesn’t work for all of us.🥲 #nickname #3letterusername

#stitch with @Breakfast Television lol @ me talking about sports. But the Swifties arent hurting anyone….and woth peace and love….maybe homeboy has just never experienced a passionate woman before? 🫢

#stitch with @The9thInning. Wear what you want, babes. And always have 3 random phrases ready to go at a moments notice. 😎 #bandtshirts #bandtshirtcheck #gaslightgatekeepgirbloss

#stitch with @ladyyasmina1 HANSON 4 EVER. #hansontiktok #hansonmmmbop #teendream #unhinged

Parents…you KNOW what im talking about! Dont leave me to try and decipher little Billy’s weird new talent! #momsoftiktok #momtok #littlekidsbelike

Greta Gerwig somehow encapsulated the human condition and womanhood in a movie inspired by a doll. The conversations that will come from this are so much bigger than #Barbie. #barbiemovie @Barbie Movie

#stitch with @hanginwithallie 🤘🏻🥲

Stop with this bullshit!!!! Are we a society that loves controlling w fear? Yes. But are we also overwhelmingly a society that undermines and downplays the pain and trauma of women? HELL YES.

#britneyspears is my queen always and forever. But. As an adult with braces…I’m going to need her to wear her retainer. #invisalign #adultbraces

#stitch with @AG i came to this app for a good time not an intervention

In todays autism meets ADHD news….bangs lead to full breakdown! 😬 #sensoryoverload

Currently avoiding a crushing and rapidly approaching work deadline. 🙃#fpy #pink

#greenscreen And we need to have the conversation. #barrykeoghan #willowpill #saltburn

SUPER SPYYYY! Now who wants to be best friends and come visit my Animal Crossing island. #superspy #animalcrossing #mylittlepony

My laryngitis couldn’t stop me from rage posting this. This man treated Britney Spears with such public disrespect and its disgusting. I hope her memoir drags him all the way to hell. #britneyspears #britneymemoir @Britney Spears

#stitch with @Ben Prentiss If a church isnt telling the truth and actually behaving like Jesus told us to, its gaslighting you. #exvangelical #coolchurch #hillsongworship

#stitch no because how am i getting this ad. Im offended. #moreismore #maximalism

Was I even living before I got here? #tiktok #mashup #fypシ

Abortion must be safe, legal and accessible to EVERYONE. Someone who love is here because they had an abortion. #roevwade #onpoli #abortionaccess #healthcare #conservativechristians

Don’t know why it didn’t work for me.#dontrushchallenge

#stitch with @Miles Groome - Yorkville Agent laughing in millennial despair 🥲

This is in no way wealth shaming. I am genuinely curious the logistics of generational wealth.

#stitch with @_t.bills_ And that’s on anxious attachment styles. 😎

Its time someone speaks out about this stereotype! I WILL cry at the doctor and dentist.

This may seem obvious to YOU but it was not to me. 🙃 #themoreyouknow #activeskincare #hotyoga

#duet with @chokepear6 team toe thumb!

Everytime i walk by this (currently shut down) building, i can’t believe how lucky ive been 💕 #makeupartist

@hayley elsaesser patterns make me immediately happy. #dopaminedressing #clashingpatterns

I swear to god, the second the sun comes out, humanity forgets how to behave.

#greenscreen The legend of Captain #Primerica. #linkedin

#duet with @Kyle Salive depression outfit 😎

Makeup and hair artists are realllly good at playing human tetris. #behindthescenes #beautycampaign #makeupartist

Sorry but some of us couldnt afford to fix our teeth until we were well into our 30s. #invisalign

Importsnt PSA #depressiontiktok

#stitch with @hazardboysmedia honestly he looks cute AF here. 🥹

Every day is a hellish new adventure when your brain consistsntly has 2,000 browser tabs open! 🥳 #adhdinwomen

Got a poke and stick tattoo on vacay cuz im an adult and i do what i want! 😎 #pokeandsticktattoo #tattoostogether

Picture this…#juliafox and #britneyspears…together. Burning the patriarchy to the god damn ground. Sharing smokey eye secrets. I cannot imagine a better world. #downthedrain #thewomaninme #celebritymemoir

No need to explain or even mansplain mysogyny to me. Ive got that covered. But to hate women MORE than the almighty dollar??? I cannot. 🤣😭

When I really think about it…am i even any good at having imposture syndrome?! Should i be imposter-ing harder?!? 🥴 #impostersyndrome

Why are 6 year olds so bizarre. #goodsoup #momlifevibes

This trend but for makeup artists. 😍 #makeup #makeupartist

Shoutout to my biggest fans since day 1…they are quite literally always by my side. 🙃#workingmomlife #workingmomsoftiktok

#stitch with @Professor Neil

#stitch with @Krystal the Hot Mess Healer🔮 doing what i want w my own body. IMAGINE??? 🥴 #exvangelical #exvangelicaltiktok

Seratonin life hack: make yourself ill with anxiety MORE! 😌 Like and follow for more #wellnesstips. #anxietyrelief

Just yearning for some ✨precedented times✨ over here. 🥹🥲 #girltalk #eldermillenial

Girls just wanna have naps. #makeupartistlife #nationalartist #sephoracanada #workingmoms

#stitch with @missmeganrobinson this is now a Megan fan account. #makeupartistcheck

#stitch with @Katy Perry Katy Perry has been irrelevant for years and….THIS is how she chose to return. Cool. #feministfriday

#stitch with @hellotefi A storyteller for the ages and i will hang on her every word.