Replying to @Brandyinwunderland
My weight is already FALLING OFFFFFFFFF gotta jiggle while I still wiggle
I meant my kitty not my neck!!
I apologize
I have super glue on my leggings leave me alone
I love this trend 😆
Replying to @Daniel Pinheiro4493
See you there :) hehe
Or i made a lot if people mad 😅
Please only view me from the side profile. Thank you.
My DIY is his nightmare now 😆
I have a pencil in my hair
Ignore the hole on my leggings lmao
Replying to @Sasquatch here she is 💕
I’m seriously obsessed with these jeans
My ADHD wants bangs and I keep telling it NO
I made it myself 🤓
I tagged them for the girlies because wow these arent fkn around
The sonic cake carried fr I like baking and I’m okay at it lol
Hahaha
Replying to @Carlos i had life to deal with 🥹
🤷🏻♀️
Dang my red hair was cute
LMAOOOO WTF!!
My head needs a break!!
Asking for me obvi
“Ill take that!”
Also im pretty af
I sized down and still wish I had a smaller size but theyre comfy!!!
The way you can tell my shoulders hurt
Replying to @anastacio42096
Truthfully now that im happy… i like the weight ive put on 🤷🏻♀️
Its mostly the pants 🤭
About that ..
Cant just say I look good?
Good cause attention seeking
Goes hard
Theyre gonna be looking anyways (Dont mind the dust i ripped out my backsplash 😆)
I think they wanted me to be a doctor or something 🤷🏻♀️ oops
This is what I get for living in the city
Its okay cause im weird irl too
How i stay positive about my weight gain
Busy trying to find a new house OK
Happy halloween 👻
Jk I miss u!! but I’ve been living stress freeeeeeeee
If you dont jump to put jeans on baby you dont feel my pain
Replying to @Henry Jem Mootie Haz im guessing you meant shout* lol
I’ve had enough of myself
Replying to @Blimmothy must be a pleasant surprise
5’ of attitude (im actually non confrontational)
Replying to @Random guy im so sorry for this lmao
IM SORRY IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS 😂😂
This looked to fun not to do
Replying to @blyana.watarola
I told you not to do that!!
I cant blame yall 🤪
i also like that it make you mad (and me money)
I’m buying one in ever color I’m not even kidding
Replying to @BEASTFIT dog wont stop chewing his dang bone 🤦🏻♀️
My cat is a menace
Replying to @SakaDen1 🤷🏻♀️ oh well
Replying to @Doctor idk what’s happening to me 😭😭
He’s just happy to be here
Replying to @Kim you got this!
Sorry for disappearing 🤪
Im a hot mess what can I say 🤪
Live in MN but cant cross the border
Dont mind me baking a cake 🤪
My dog went crazy in this room 😅
This audio is hilarious
Love a goofball
Seems like the right time to make this confession
Sometimes I fart around
Chip ate Dale… he’s more lethal than he looks 😆
Chats w dad be like
I did my best
Replying to @Gorillaz
Still paid for I GUESS 😑
Replying to @john_74 okay?
Replying to @clozingtime
Whoopsies
Replying to @¿WhatHappened? I only have this rotting banana 😆
I can’t look at this wall unfinished while I’m healing ❤️
Replying to @diamanté pretty regular outfit today 😅
Replying to @Delvxx thank you 😘
Replying to @Tip another for fun hehe
Replying to @Josh giddy 😆
Im so sorry for this 😆
My sweatpants never sweatpants right
Replying to @Charley 🤷🏻♀️
😆 hahaha
Ive been slackin
Replying to @Alex gotta come back before TT goes away ig
A lil tummy never hurt anyone
Replying to @rome rude!!
Replying to @mike grandma loves it
Replying to @Tip 🤭😊 I’m over here ✋🏼
I do hate the dust in my house 😭
Replying to @Brodie
Stupid brain 😓 im so grateful people have been kind about it
Think I could balance dishes on this thing?
Stfu lmao
Be quiet mf youre getting gifts
Replying to @kerrium this is a good draft 🤪 why did I go blonde 😭😭😭
I love @Chandler 😆
Dropping this draft while im sick
Replying to @user7525943109617 im on my way to answers!!
This made me laugh 😆
BOOORING
Second doesnt really apply
Replying to @krisqueens im surprised you didnt know i do that
Be nasty on my other page 😂
Chill out buns
Little short 😆
Im jk he always gets me flowers
im giggling 😆#MemeCut #Meme
Im very short
Cmon it was funny
Replying to @Patrick 🥇 how many pumpkins are in this video?
Replying to @user9934938628489 just clearing things up
🥹 I think yall k1ll3d the body dysmorphia today 💕
Replying to @tony.dovelani I carry my weight weird I’ve lost 12lbs lol
Why is everyone so hot tho?!
True
Strawberry shortcake is back 😁
Replying to @eljunmegin youre annoying 😁
Still a weirdo with a wagon
Its the self awareness for me 😆
I might have to delete this one 😂
Replying to @user5892930879355 as long as im not in jail my parents are happy lol
Replying to @forthelads put them on someone elses face… duh
Replying to @user3729769116257
Replying to @Charles Ausby Yogi just foind his chill
This isnt what i asked for!!!
Drop something fun ✨
Only one of these make sense #IAutocompleta #expandetufoto
Im determined to learn this dance 😆
Im so sore from leg day 😭
Country af 😂
Replying to @El Mesías im surprised more people arent aware 😅
“How’d you get all that?”
Replying to @Lobo who cares lmao
Replying to @rodneyayy I know youre lying 😆
She knows too much
Replying to @WILLYNILLYFNAF hehe
This sound is my whole fyp 😂
Replying to @spence999d this is my check in :)
Go outside 🤣 I’ve also been on and off prednisone for a few months so leave me alone LOL
Am smol
Its the duality for me
I’m not talking face lol
Fan showed me up
Blooper
I was proud of this one #greenscreenvideo
Replying to @Country_Cam merry christmas 🎁
Replying to @Your Mother this is the kind if support I need! ❤️
Gym gains going crazyyy
These always hurt my feelings lol
Honestly so cute on though hehe
Replying to @udor im not a singer lmao and dont mind the toy smashing its a constant in my home
F off Pika!! (Jk)
My safe space
Jk Im sober af
She is RUTHLESS ngl
Cant you tell??
ALWAYS LOOK AT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!! Now I understood why the guy behind me in line was standing SO FAR AWAY!!! 😭😭 I forgot I sat in a sort of wet chair omg
Unfortunate
I really thought….
You do you. I’ll do me.
Okay theyre $29!!! Whattt?? love these!
I keep forgetting I’m cute under this thing 😭🤪
#CapCut everyones favorite jeans 💕
Replying to @Dontmissathing thank you!!!
Since my messages are full of people asking why i dont post as much anymore 👍🏼 im fine but also not fine lol lets hope the docs find something 😅
Im sorry lol
Iykyk
Replying to @Carlos Carruitero 😭😭
An ending youd never expect haha
Replying to @Robert trying not to stress about what to make for dinner 🤪
Can’t look away || @jerseyyjoe
If you ask my college bestie I have a “bean body”
Replying to @Tik Toker
Just sayin it works 🫣
Katch Me jeans are hands down my favorite
This isnt a BBL but ill take the compliment 🤪
Replying to @Aas69 ive had a rough morning dont mind that im a mess lmao
Replying to @Matthew Smith whh would you say that 😭😭
Amazon driver watched me through the window lmao
Replying to @Tommy healing well but super bored 😆
Just being weird for the plot
Replying to @Samson Howell
And the crowd goes wild
Be proud of me please
Replying to @ChillBox I will let him know 👌🏼
Replying to @Lance Warren ❤️❤️
Shimmy got away from me
#stitch with @emily anne 🍉 i cant explain why this lives in my brain
You mfs lmaooo
Broke my toe when walking is super important. Very on brand for me.
Replying to @Gwendolyn Ishia Tipton for the girls 😜
rawrrrr
Dropping drafts before I pop up w my new hair color
Replying to @Aquaben423
Then what’s this???
Pretty much
I have 2 takes hehe
Brb im mopping my ceiling
Replying to @W. Analyzed Us
I love Bobs Burgers 😆
Replying to @DarthEnzo 😆 i just dont talk about my kid online
Watch out it’s not registered
Im over it 😅
This is the life i chose 😅
Replying to @James_Rararquez38 thank you 😭🥹 working on a confidence rebuild!!!
I was also deathly ill and so skinny 😭😭 #greenscreen
Im so unserious
Its the remix
Pov im tryna rizz you up
That would be my 13th reason
Lupus flare+ bronchitis has been 🆒 🆒 🆒
#duet with @Supportchildsupport
Replying to @Logan james Im a small fry
My pants are so long im so short 😂
Follow your moral code and be broke? No thank you.
Not. Chancing. It.
Replying to @alexgarcia197801
The tail wag 😭
I dont want to put them back in 😭
Vibin with santa on the naughty list
Dog is unbothered
I can still throw hands 🥊
Ill hit the circle fr tomorrow 🤭
Ummm hey
With a straight face too
Its day 1 of Halloween
Lois Griffin goes hard
Ice spice is crackin me up
😆 i cant be the only one
I love October ❤️
I cant dance 😆
Replying to @su papi I will post content elsewhere 😁
No thank you
Nope.
They can think whatever theyd like 🤷🏻♀️ #CapCut
I’m his little short cake
Replying to @andrewgordon052
Replying to @Patrick Ford
Im tired of this grandpa!
Replying to @PackEmUpComics 💕
It’s a hint lmao
Big business
#stitch with @Kirsten Mark
Sont worry it got stiched back on 🤓
More water!!!
Now it feels like a chore and i dont want to 😭
Replying to @Sir William olive i live in a city.. gotta know how to parallel park
Good thing this wasnt an actual bat i qould have broken a window 😆
Im thinking about it tho 🐓
Why did they do that though? So weird 😆
Replying to @Andy and you just got on the ride 😆 theres a lot of crazy stories
Replying to @ATCWHEELIES no :)
Real
Replying to @Joy 🤫🤩 sometimes I actually bake cool cakes 🤷🏼♀️
Retail ruined my holiday spirit
Replying to @Tommy I couldnt make up my mind
Why is my house so dusty?!
All better 🙃
I think about this a lot 😆
Looking like this?! Oh yes sir!
Thanks lil bro for the fish 🎣
Replying to @walkertejasranger_
Like okay babe whatever
Gotta shake out the sickness
Might be onto something!
Think I got it 👌🏼
Do I take out my extensions wtf?!
Who remembers dumptruckDebbie?? 😆😆
I didnt make up this joke 😆
My man is off camera laughing
HAHAHAHA
Replying to @Chase Carver 💕
Been awhile lol
Im le tired!!
Going to put these to good use 🤪
Yogi is not ammused
She was over my weight restriction 😆
Take me back to ocean 😭
So cute and so fun
This trend is so funny
🙂
I can’t dance 😆
Can’t stop won’t stop
Replying to @Kelsey Dawn Davis thank you! But my hair is mostly extentions 😅
I often dont feel like a real person
he’s doing his best be nice
All jokes!! I had ACDF c5-c7 surgery a month ago because I have degenerative disk disease. My doctor was well aware I would be doing stuff like this, I know my limitations, and I’m okay to move around for 10 seconds 😆
Replying to @Sarah Whitley they’re getting finished today :)
Cmon yall
Replying to @TheFamedGamer nice
Jk im gonna be burried in snow in 2 months
I got it from my daddy 🤪
I have the flu 😷
Replying to @weeopooa32 anyone remmeber this?! Lmao
If my 🍑 doesn’t look like it’s eating my pants then they’re on wrong
Shorts never fit me 😩
Insert happy double chin
Always a mess lol
Just a girl
*eye twitch*
Replying to @Don🫨💸🩵 iykyk
Good thing i got brought home 😆
these are so soft & comfortable it’s INSANE but my behind looks TOO BIG for the pockets 😆
I dont think im fine 😂
Im too tired from the gym to dress nice
Haha tricked ya im a b!tch
Replying to @It’saprankbro i wouldn’t think proof is hard to find 🤭
Replying to @Nick Maltby oh no
I’ll just go burn my other pants real quick
I am ?????
🤷🏻♀️
Worth it 🤟🏼
Maybe im just dumb idk lmao
Jinkies!
Should be illegal
I’m not friends with my neighbors send help
I got one tho 🥹
What the helly
Good for pics and thats about it lol
Don’t mind my couch graveyard
Welp
Fu MN ❄️🌨️
Replying to @john youll find me hyperventilating 😆
Make your bed 🫵🏻
Replying to @Alex 💕💕
I think about this interaction everytime I hear this song
No way I did that
Be so fr
Replying to @Jaylen should we rob them?
i figured it out js 😂#CapCut
Replying to @Nobody not comparable but okay lol
One of the scariest things ive ever encountered
This is how I talk to myself
Thank you
Oh I see you big boy
Replying to @Tigger
Replying to @Bits n’ Bobs n’ Things :)
Replying to @.
My dog loves to interrupt
Important question
This song is so bad 😆
😭😭 I WILL BOUNCE BACK !!!
Having acne at my grown age is dumb
It’s all I got right now
Transition incoming 🖤💚
🤭😅
Dont say that 🥹
Don’t be shy… speak up
😭😭 #Meme #MemeCut
Just try it or whatever Nike said
Dang dog and his bone!
Why does this take so long???
And he never pops it 😂 (Ignore my swollen face I had an allergic reaction 😅)
It’s overstimulating!!!
Yes. Yes I do.
This is supposed to be hard??
Buy this perfume if you want to smell like a vanilla dream all day 😎
🤪
Neck surgery recovery is not fun.. I’m just trying to make it fun 😆
The audacity
Grey eye girly 💕
Oh I’m getting some TONIGHT
Outside looking like a psycho k*ller 😆
😭😭😭 I wanna crawl in a hole!!
I should have worn some makeup but I thought this was so funny 😆
I like my job tyvm
My brain is the WORST
🫣 #CapCut
Lowkey scared but gotta do it
Kiddo comes first and its been a rough week 😭
I’m gonna burn it when I’m done I stg
Replying to @Shrek pre gym thought of the day
people know me #CapCut
I aint mad tho
Replying to @Shali 🦥 Send one to the bestie too
MN ✈️ Mexico
Im a sexy ogre 😅
Okay that’s actually funny
Gonna have a weird tan line but at least my whole behind isn’t out 🤪
🚂 choochoo
No better than a man
Replying to @jonnii Im too scared 😂
Please be realistic 😆
Replying to @Ahmed M. El Imam its not me 😭😭 @jade cakes is not me!!
True
Replying to @Chase Carver i made 2 so why not post this one too 🤷🏻♀️
Im sorry lol
Always figure it out though 😆
SOUND ON ALWAYS !!!
I will straight lie and play it cool 😅
They’re easy creatures
I cant find the off button on this thing #Meme #MemeCut
I swear august just started
I need an assistant lol
Replying to @Chase Carver
This trend has me laughing so hard
Replying to @The dumb@$$ idk what happened to me lmaoo
Im running a fever but that will get me up
My ex did this every time he was mad
Why do I do this to myself lmao
I got drenched in a downpour 😭
Thanks mom and dad
K byeee
Its not my day 🤦🏻♀️
No one believes it’ll happen 🤦🏼♀️
💚SHEGO🖤
Hair is also a no no
F yall
Iykyk
Bc im mentally ill lmaooo
Im great at arcades
:)
Sometimes I got things to say!!!
I’m unpacking my office fr… lights… outfits.. cosplays.. you name it!! 😆
Let it breathe
Cant wait for my new ones 😭
Oops!!
I have no idea honey that’s so weird
I dont want to touch it!!!
Ive always loved Jessica Rabbit
@ASHBY is insanely funny
Comfort > style imo
Replying to @chasedstout *not a real cig*
Its a superpower
Headphones mean ‘do not dosturb’
Jessica Rabbit gone wild
🧐
Zombie mask has my face STIFF
Why is Theo so funny lol
Replying to @THaTKiDVJ i got out already lol
Replying to @GingerSnapz :)
Replying to @Jonathan ita a gains trap I guess 😆
Replying to @gangsta069 LMAOOO true tho
They grow up so fast
Replying to @kyle b
Replying to @Sayyvion Griffin thanks therapist
Im not that pretty tho so wtf? Lol
Replying to @trickedout4sho
This is hilarious
If you say so
Saved a little air in case I need to do it again
Replying to @Wayne Grant Jr 🤭❤️❤️
Cymbalta lowkey sucks lmao
🤷🏻♀️
He answers every time I say this 😆 and it’s funny because every time
THAT CANT BE GOOD!
Ok.
I still love them but they arent easy breezy beautiful all the time
Replying to @anastacio42096 hehe
Better not !!
Im going to tell someone else
Day off? No thanks
My best attempt and this took me like an hour 😆
That one girl on my fyp
Replying to @Dee Jackson im out of bed and washed my hair!! Its a step in the right direction!!
Which one is your favorite?!
🤭🤪
Its been a week abd im still suffering 😭😭 #CapCut
Anyone wanna scrape the popcorn of me ceiling?? I’m too short. Thanks.
Why is no one home
3 weeks left in my brace 😭😭
Real
If you don’t have neck pain I’m jealous
Daphney energy
My 2 moods
He’s def not 😆
Replying to @Chowder I have a few hidden talents 💕
Idk why i never blink 😆
Shes baccckkkkkk
I love these heels 💕
I saw another creator do this and laughed so hard 😆
Not one of these is my actual name LOL
My right leg is …. Not working right?? This can’t be normal, right?
Let me LIVEEEEE
Replying to @Calvin templeman this old
My costumes come tomorrow 🤭
Replying to @UR_MAD_AF thats an opinion for sure
Posting drafts for my birthday 🎂
I might look happy now but really I wake up every single day missing the girl in this video because she was actually comfortable in her own skin
Replying to @onedownbadmfpt2 i just needed a break 😕
Make him forget I was supposed to do stuff
My oatmeal better fix it!!!
I guess it was a good one 😅
I feel cute as a chipotle bag
100% USDA beef
Sleep deprived runnin on vibes
Whats wrong with it?!
Replying to @Venom
??? Why so tiny ???
Whoopsies
Recoil goes crazy
Raven thicc
🧡 VELMA ♥️ Dang glare is k*llin me
I take nothing seriously
How do i fix it
Snacks like this are why I’m not skinny anymore 😆🫣
Replying to @UnkindledOne512 I think it was something like this 😂😂
I wouldn’t even be running for my life if someone chased me 😆
I’m already recovering from one surgery!!
Made my whole year
Peep the shovel lol #greenscreen
Idk what I’m doing lmao
Actually I’m an idiot
Oh jeeze
I don’t feel big but they say I am 🤷🏻♀️
Well 💩
SHAKE IT
8 days left 😭
Just new boot goofin
Replying to @Jay Star
🤷🏻♀️
Jade has cake
Replying to @yanelcash my dog knocked my blankets off the wall 🥹
Forgot to link it in the last one 🤦🏼♀️
Replying to @Topher Dixin thank you 🥹
I say this a lot 😆
I’m bad at marketing lmao anyways fingers crossed for my MRI!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
WHYYYY
Replying to @georgebrown3237 HELP SOS
Lmao
Replying to @Gwendolyn Ishia Tipton first take my cat got in the way
And they’re 20% off 🤪
My mom said she’s proud of me 😭
Is this being self aware or anxiety? P sure it just looks awful lmao
The kinda music I used to record w my friends 😆
Call me Matt cause I’ll be right where you left me
Hahaha giggling at this draft
Help
Bathing suit
Its probably Fred
I actually look short in this?
Why cant i just stfu!!!
…If you cover your face 😆
SURE DID!! my illnesses took my body & im taking it back!!!
Jk we love you Michele
I beat it
Sorry mom & dad
Health care ain’t cheap around here
Where are they all hiding?!!
LMAO been awhile since I’ve been a weirdo
Fr tho this microphone works really well 🤭
Thank you mom
Then you’ll put it on later & it’ll smell like me hehe
Idk what is happening 🤷🏻♀️
Real
Replying to @Hannibal Lectar lots of 🍆s on this app
Duh have you seen this thing
Still cant believe this happened
Whats even the point really?
Replying to @Topher Dixin 🤭
Why has it happened 3x today???
So uh.. that’s me lol
Just breathe
Replying to @brando 💜💚
Love the audacity tho
Replying to @NickR4269
I used to do hair but can’t do that either 🤪
Is this what youre looking for? 😂#Meme
Comfy cozy covid look dont mind me #FreezeFramePhoto
I’m looking
This filter always looks so scary on me 😂
I held my phone up with the febreeze bottle
B I’m from MN lol
Im so bored lmaooo
#stitch with @captainbananaguard it makes me unreasonably upset
Replying to @BIG my neck is good tho 🫣
Replying to @jonnii sorry im still a little sick but its not me 😭😭 please report them!!
Id rather be a scooby snack
Awh my fat piggy 🥹
Oh i know
I have baby oil in my hair leave me alone
Replying to @Rose The King 👑 it’s always been like this I don’t know 😫😫
Mood
Im excited OK
I’d be mortified if I lost a cheek in public LMAO
I’m not a liar ok
My theme song
She’s part Maine coon lol
Im the friend you bring to an arcade
My drafts are so dumb 😆
Had to recruit a few f*cks
Replying to @ghostsighting I will throw it politely
The actual way I talk to people
Who is this??
Replying to @Brodie Hyatt
She thinks Im doing great
They’re pink so the boys in my home won’t steal them …. Hopefully …🤪
Idc anymore I’m wearing this stupid thing lmao
I have a few spinal surgery consults this month 🤟🏼
Thanks.
Ope. That was the trigger word
Day 8: I can’t vacuum but I can throw it 🤪
26 days left 😭🤞🏼
I got nothing
I paid my own money for these and I would 10/10 buy them again
Jk I love my skinny bestie
sitting down in mid rise pants is a form of torture for me!! I’d rather have weird pants LOL
SO HOT IN HERE
Don’t mind me being awkward lol
Replying to @faith_ykit06 how else do you prefer I pay for neck surgery in America??
Lowkey helps
I just wanna know what he thinks about all day!
Saying it gently for those who really need to hear it
Multifaceted ✨
Found out I have a smaller spinal canal than most (cool cool cool)
Idc what kind belly is under there I wanna bite it
My grippers ain’t grippin
Why the mustache lmaooo
I shouldn’t have gardened before this
Disclaime: I got this for free… BUT add Proof I’ve been using this! I use it as night time moisturizer (no spf) and it’s been about 6 days. I give it a 10/10!! My rosacea redness has really improved… didn’t expect that!
Take 2 lol
Idgaf
Replying to @David thank you :)
Rare moments I dress like a girly girl
They’re so fun and smelly lmao
Oops wrong window
Just give me a couple weeks 😭😭
I’m 100% here for it
Is bbno$ one of us???
That’s an opinion for sure (a bad one)
Surgery didn’t adjust my personality lmaooo
Yeah bro I. KNOW.
Girlie your body is great!!! He’s a troll 🧌
I’m gonna do it!!!!
I tore my stitches…..
Replying to @ladicontractor guess I’m a tyrant now 🙄
I’m a much happier person 🙂
The dark circles speak volumes
I braced for impact but Yogi hit the brakes
I love this show
I know you’re impressed
I just want to play mattress actress again 😭
Did I get the cool frame? #32158978 #minecraftmovie
What do you mean he just decided I had scleroderma because I “looked like I had it” …???? cool cool cool 🤟🏼
I need life alert
Maybe I need to post like an influencer girlie
Broken birks and all… showing my true colors lmaooo
🤟🏼
It’s so sad
Oh happy day 🤟🏼🤭
I need a redo on snacks
I need new hoodies… send me yours 🤭
Good morning ☀️ (say it back I’m going into surgery)
How…. How does this even happen?!
Girl who cares if you’re chunky THROW THAT ISH AROUND!
Jail isn’t fun or cool but I visited a few times
I need a nap
We had it right in the 90s when it took way less time to be hot LOL
I am in disbelief truly
Gotta make a new one
Replying to @Robby Heaslet I literally had a surgery yesterday too 🤪
Forgot the link .. whoops 😆
I hate myself 🫠
I’m an idiot lol
Fair point 🤪
Wtf lmao
Replying to @Darryl
I neeeddddd ittttt
Replying to @buckleup51 I’m currently editing lmao
Bro I’m worried about your health 😅
Replying to @J. Why does this live rent free in my brain?
We were tricked!!
Off to take some ~pretty~ pictures
Bad grandma
Flaunt it if you got it
Kiss me I’m Irish hehe
Replying to @thebluerosemk 1992 :)
My 2 sides
It’s my birthday… I brought the cake
Jk its attached
Cat hair is a paid actor
Showing them how dinner gets paid for
Not one note was hit I’m not good at anything why do you care?? 🤣
Meet Fluffy :)
Follow along to watch my whole life change for the next 6-12 months
Since this is a common DM lmao
🤷🏻♀️
I’ll be mean too so pack a snacky
Taper number 4 *said like mambo#5*
Replying to @Shawn Tooms interesting take but go off
Doc said to “loosen them hips” … I’m not sure this is what he had in mind
Bonus points if you apologize to the inanimate object
I just want the hilltop house thanks
13 days is too soon!!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Replying to @Sam Laker thanks :)
#stitch with @Conto 100000% just go outside or something. You do NOT want norovirus.
I am an oversharer
Replying to @Josh Zack Ramos
This is my whole fyp lmao
Great success
That would be enough of a gift
Replying to @Mania it’s going lol
In 8 days my life changes
“Jade, don’t be an a$$hole”
Shoutout to having insurance cause omg
Always a surprise
Missed opportunity right there
Draft since I’m oh so sleepy
Tell me no
Duh.
Doc: how is the pain impacting your life? Me: I jump up and down for a living so the pain is preventing me from working… 😅
It’s a no from me
Replying to @kcool I can tell you’re fun at parties :)
0 brain cells until you get near his mama If anyone has a guess at what kind of dog his is let me know 😆 Yogi is 110lbs. Almost all black with small spots of white (chest, chin, toes) and the bottoms of his legs are brown and his tail is long and curled to his back … he’s def not a shepherd mix like we were told 🤦🏻♀️ I think he’s a catahoula/lab mix :)
The pain. The agony.
Ego boosted
Can’t have anything nice 🥹
They’ll never know….
Can’t go hard my back is fkd 🥹
It’s funny I’ll give you that!
Humor as a coping mechanism is something
This is my complaint with TikTok that the @Mattisontwins don’t show up on my fyp enough
No white weird film like the peter thomas roth one is a plus!!
He’s been rolling in the grass again
10/10 for the dried drool wrapped around my dogs head 😆 plus they smell pretty good I do wish for the price that they had 2 gloves in each pack, but I will keep these stocked to avoid cleaning up my own puke after cleaning up dripping drool strings
Replying to @Keenan Collins pretty brutal but worth it 🙂
He loves me
My tan line is not good 😆
EATS DOWN
:)
So I get off stage, right?
Green bathroom for st pattys
I hope this is your first impression of me
My 6 year old said “I think they attract the bugs” 😆
THATS IT !! I’m going back to pods !!
Mold control if you rebrand I want a royalty! 😆
I have an amazing surgical team, support system, and a lot of hope that I will be relatively pain free very soon 🤭
Idk it doesn’t seem like a big deal to poop in a bag 😆
Sir who are you talking to?!
My mom knows too much
👏 👏
Forever holding back
It’s a vibe
I’m being blinded by my flash
Replying to @Trevor
He’s just a baby
It’s probably because I keep feeding her 😆
Replying to @Jerry Johnson it sure does keep conversations interesting lol
Hey dad, if this finds you, eat 💩. Thanks.
I skipped a lot of other people in the waiting room so I guess I’m the winner!
That’s my story ig
Forever following/liking/ saving just to push content because why not when it’s that easy to change someone’s life
Ross Smith in MN is dangerous just an fyi :)
Ew…. Get a hobby!
This is why I wear giant clothing I can’t dress myself 😭😭
I hate my hair LOL
Seems like idc
Replying to @Coach Mike
Replying to @John Whiteside612 I’m a mess lol
The way I can’t look back at it 😆
I’m covered in paint lol
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I’m okay 👌🏼
If I’m poopin… she’s coming too
Maybe I’ll post it on other socials lol but not here
Slútz for president
The day after my birthday… nice 🎂
Ummm
Every year he says “I’m not doing it this year” and then does this 😆
My body is rude af
Replying to @Tommy this is all in my cervical spine and pretty rare for someone my age ig … kinda fkd buttttttt at least I’m finally getting some answers
I’m so sorry LMAO
Degeneration, herniation, tears AND. MORE!!! …. Right right right … cool cool cool… I see my doc in the morning to find out if I will be having surgery or what the deal is… just happy to know I’m not making it up that I’m in a ton of pain 🥲🥴🤟🏼
Hey doc, how about you f* urself 🤟🏼
Absolutely losing my mind during this healing process
I miss it 😢
Ummmm OK
So bright I can’t see 🥹
A bit too blunt for most people
Replying to @alanf1268
Someone take out the garbage….
Doc says I need a backiotomy
Thought you cooked, huh?
This took me forever because of my neck pain but I love it 😊
He loves making videos with me
Replying to @Jerry Johnson
Slap slap
My brother & I broke the cycle 💕
Replying to @David
This was the first hangout with my husband just an fyi LOL
Know a good spinal surgeon or nah??
Baggy shirt with wide hips and I look like a TUBE
I think he keeps letting me win
#stitch with @Jordan_The_Stallion8 my fingers went through all that for nothing!!!
Vasovagal gets me everytime
En garde 🗡️
Replying to @Knightly I wish I had a better answer 😅
@Kirby_J I need you to call your people. Thanks.
WHYD YOU DO THIS TO ME LOL
Hey hi hello I’m sorry … I have an MRI coming up and hopefully it’ll change my life but until then… I suck 2000% I get it!
For reference I’m 5’1 175lbs and wearing a size 12 🙂
If you’ve had a cervical fusion please help!! 😅
Surgery recovery always sucks
Replying to @Ron Mexico 🤪
I can’t stop saying this 🤦🏼♀️
Someone’s gotta have the tools to fix me!!!!
Can’t wait for my epidural cortisol shot & then a consultation with a neck surgeon 🤟🏼
The back of me is not my business
Oops
She licked my tears 😭
Replying to @Rhythms of the World I did the big scary thing I needed to do to improve my life 😁 but I promise I asked for this
And that’s my 2 cents
Please tell me I’m not alone lol
Coffee thoughts
Replying to @Robby Heaslet I’m alive and that’s a lot to ask for 🤭
Replying to @ray ❤️❤️ I’m not a quitter
Replying to @⧼e⧽⧼r⧽⧼i⧽⧼n⧽<3
This isn’t even a unique experience
Their happy little butt wiggles 🥹 Now I get to make building plans for a duck house and I’m so excited!!!
But ikea 🥴
Replying to @AdariusYancey I’m going through it rn okay lol but other than my body falling apart life is pretty chill
I can walk 3 laps around my living room, that’s all I got!
You think my dog could help!
True.
He’s my biggest advocate, my loudest cheerleader, and he hasn’t left my side for a second. Finding love like this is real wealth ❤️
Day 6: I’m allergic to narcotics 🤪
I’m finally home ❤️❤️
PLEASE HELP LMAO
And we all have RSV lol
Just a girl having a regular girl experience
Sleeping in a hard collar is … a task
I haven’t eat in 30 hours 😆
But I am le tired
For 2 months I’ll be napping
Replying to @Chris I probably had a green mullet lol
Straight up cried out of joy !!!!
lol the my eyes from my meds 😆
I need a chill hobby
Just happy to be alive
That’s my story
Replying to @wes Mike no situation
The devil couldn’t reach me so he gave me a drooly dog
I think I scared my dog 😆
Replying to @Tommy I appreciate the sentiment 😊
Replying to @Tommy
Replying to @notification
Pretty funny if you ask me
Flurry is a paid actor
My son is so cute
I also knew a guy who m*rdered his gf and that was in the sticks + my manager whose husband m*rdered her & that city is never on the list 🤦🏼♀️
Honestly this really sucks
Don’t let dr. Josh see this
I guess I’ll be showering again 🫠
Love that lady
My man picked the color okay lol
The time between “you’re having neck surgery” and actually scheduling the neck surgery is weirdly a long time….
Ooga booga
Replying to @Chris Smith
My dad was in the first one, why are we doing this again??!
Jk I’m broke now (It was $182,000 😭)
LIKE WHYYYY
A little jiggle never hurt nobody 🤭
This is what growing up with all guys is like
@tacobell I need answers
The jeans are in my showcase and I truly love them!!!
Replying to @fakeytikey fine 😎
I’m anxious
Replying to @J It makes me sad & angry
Might need a redo after a shower…Dont mind my paint clothes
This is hilarious to me
I’m just not allowed to spend money cause I want a POOOOLLLLL